2012-06-10 [Viking]: XD
Well done!

2012-06-10 [Triola]: Haha, thanks :P

2012-06-10 [Viking]: Can I post the one about my diary in my diary (giving you credit of course)?

2012-06-10 [Triola]: Haha, knock yourself out :P

2012-06-10 [Viking]: *does so*

*wakes up and posts in diary*

2012-06-11 [Roxcie]: This is really great :P I love those xD

2012-06-11 [Avaz]: Oh, snap! This is brilliant! XD

2012-06-11 [Triola]: I do the strangest things when bored <.<

2012-06-11 [Avaz]: I kind of want to use the 4-digit-member hipster one in my house. :P

2012-06-11 [Triola]: Go for it :D

2012-06-11 [Roxcie]: Trust me, you're not the only one who does random things when bored xD You did a remarkable job on all of them though, I can relate to at least a few of them haha :P The cyber one is pretty much the reason why I don't upload pictures of me. I'm sick of the perverts on Elftown >.<

2012-06-11 [Triola]: Hehe, yeah. Though thankfully, there's a lot fewer of those now than there used to be, at least it seems so to me :)

2012-06-11 [Avaz]: I think they all moved to elfpack.

2012-06-11 [Triola]: Thankfully :P Wasn't there an even worse one too? "Fake", or something?

2012-06-11 [Roxcie]: Agreed :) And yeah, Elfpack is the place for perverts united it seems xP
Yeah, Fake, that place is pretty bad lol I haven't been there before but reading up on it, not something for me. I stick to nice ole' Elftown x3

2012-06-11 [Avaz]: You're mistaken, actually. Perverts united is definitely here. :P

2012-06-11 [Roxcie]: *mind-blown and face palms* Whoa, just whoa! I was NOT expecting that! xD! Kinda creepy that there's a place like that on here haha :P

2012-06-11 [Avaz]: Heh, that's nothing. There are much worse places than that on Elftown - some of them I made myself. ^_~

2012-06-12 [iippo]: good work trin. :) *is online via fone, shan't say moar*

2012-06-12 [Teufelsweib]: this is incredible xDDDD

2012-06-12 [Triola]: Haha, thanks :P

2012-06-13 [nehirwen]: This! It's fantastic. xD

2012-06-13 [Triola]: Feel free to add, if anyone else get down with the bored :P

2012-06-16 [nehirwen]: Featured Wiki!

2012-06-16 [windowframe]: XD

2012-06-16 [Nekko fox]: I approve heartily of "Not sure if Troll or just Mortified Penguin".

Classic. You know, if memes and Mort were classic.

*eats ramen*

2012-06-16 [Triola]: Everything is classic! Classic all around!

2012-06-16 [Aradon Templar]: I'll just leave this here: http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/22091315.jpg
Grats on the featured wiki, it's pretty great :)

2012-06-16 [Triola]: Haha xD I'm adding it!

2012-06-16 [~Crimson Angel~]: I like the one about Mortified Penguin. lol

2012-06-16 [Veltzeh]: Heh, these are neat. :)

2012-06-17 [The Dizzy Raven]: XDDD hahahahaa!!! These are freaking hilarious!!! XDDD

2012-06-17 [Gastogh]: 2-digit member # represent.

2012-06-17 [Avaz]: Wow, this really brought out the oldies from the woodwork, eh?

2012-06-17 [The Dizzy Raven]: lol

2012-06-17 [The Dizzy Raven]: Me (most usernames changed) lol
I swear I changed my username like... 100 times since I joined. I'm sure there are members out there with more. lol

2012-06-17 [Hedda]:

Bitch, please!

2012-06-18 [The Dizzy Raven]: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

2012-06-18 [Akayume]: LMFAO. This is great. XD

2012-06-19 [~Crimson Angel~]: lol Hedda you're funny.

2012-06-21 [Sideways]: Okay, since I am helpless to make a meme myself, I wanted to suggest one, because my humor is superior.

Step 1: cut a hole in the box
Step 2: get a picture of the wicked witch from Wizard of Oz crushed under Dorothy's house
Step 3: create caption above "DING! DONG!"
Step 4: Create caption below "SAMMIE H IS GONE!"

2012-06-21 [Nekko fox]: Is she really gone?

2012-06-21 [Aradon Templar]: I wouldn't say 'gone 5 days' is enough to draw conclusions. Also, your humor seems a little abrasive, if you ask me :\

2012-06-21 [Nekko fox]: My humor?

2012-06-22 [Mortified Penguin]: .............WHAT.

2012-06-22 [Nekko fox]: YOU HEARD ME MORT.

2012-06-22 [Mortified Penguin]: OH, OKAY THEN.

2012-06-22 [Nekko fox]: I'M GLAD WE COULD COME TO AN ACCORD.

2012-06-22 [Avaz]: I am glad you came to an ACCORD in this CIVIC auditorium. I see it FIT to claim that this INSIGHT was the result of our verbal ODYSSEY in which all of us were the PILOT.

2012-06-22 [Nekko fox]: But who is the captain of this emotional rollercoaster?

2012-06-22 [Avaz]: Who cares? I managed to make a buttload of Honda car names fit into a quasi-coherent sentence! I feel accomplished.

2012-06-22 [Viking]: That was pretty impressive. I was going to respond, but couldn't come up with more than two carnames for a single brand.

2012-06-22 [Avaz]: Thanks! now, if we can all just FOCUS on this verbal EXPEDITION we are on, we may become better EXPLORERs. Some may say we might even be like a RANGER taming a horse that is some FUSION of wild MUSTANG and bull-like TAURUS. Because after we have FLEXed these mental muscles, it will be our SUPER DUTY - nay, our reward even - to call our friends, gather around a table with some great food and FIESTA!

(I win)

2012-06-22 [Nekko fox]: Avaz, you are going to hell, and I will be there driving the bus for you.

2012-06-22 [Avaz]: \o/

2012-06-22 [Triola]:

2012-06-23 [Avaz]: Hahaha! ^_^

2012-06-23 [windowframe]: Wait, what, Ford have a car called 'Super Duty'? <_< That's... uh...

2012-06-23 [Viking]: 'Super Duty' is a version of the F-series trucks.

2012-06-23 [windowframe]: Just makes it sound like you have to pay twice as much tax for it or something...

2012-06-23 [Avaz]: Super Duty =/= the opposite of Duty Free :D

2012-06-23 [windowframe]: Totally is. <_<

2012-06-23 [Triola]: I thought =/= meant the opposite of (sort of)? So are you saying Super Duty is the opposite of the opposite of Duty Free, i.e. the same thing? o.O

2012-06-23 [windowframe]: =/= means equals not.

2012-06-24 [Viking]: Of course != is better than the silly =/=

2012-06-24 [Triola]: That's why I said '(sort of)'. I still feel equals not and 'the opposite of' in the same sentence changes the meaning of what he wanted to say.

2012-06-24 [Avaz]: I meant =/= to be "does not equal," THerefore, Super Duty does not equal the opposite of Duty Free.

That also means they are not the same thing. But they are not opposites. We clear now?

2012-06-24 [Triola]: But that's a very silly way to say it. Couldn't you just have written 'Super Duty =/= Duty Free'? That would have been clearer.

2012-06-24 [windowframe]: But "super Duty =/= Duty Free" means "super duty is not duty free". Which, whilst completely true, is not the same thing as saying "super duty is not the opposite of duty free", which is what I was claiming it sounded like.

2012-06-24 [Triola]: This is making me confused >.< let's not use signs any more

2012-06-24 [windowframe]: Let's blame [Avaz] for this mess and just walk away... <_<

2012-06-24 [Triola]: Agreed! *walks away* >.>

2012-06-25 [Avaz]: I win! \o/

2012-06-25 [Avaz]: Also, I notice Trin walked this way >.> and Silb walked this way <_<
I hope they didn't walk into each other in their attempts to walk away. :D

2012-06-25 [Triola]: No, we coordinated it. Our walking skills are pretty good like that.

2012-06-25 [Avaz]: Good to know, then. :)

2012-10-08 [Jitter]: I get all of these xD YAY

2012-10-08 [Triola]: Haha xD

2012-10-08 [Viking]: [Jitter], that should be a meme.

2012-10-12 [iippo]: "Get all the memes!"

2012-10-12 [Avaz]: That's more like a meta-meme.

2012-10-12 [The Dizzy Raven]: "One meme to rule them all..."

2012-11-01 [Company Awesome]: These are so funny. xD Totally made my night.

2012-11-01 [Triola]: :D

2012-11-01 [Mortified Penguin]: To be fair, some of the time hacked crew forums were actually to blame.

2012-11-08 [Igaehinvdo]: Nice

2012-11-28 [silent_voice]: Wow... I used to come here about five years ago. I honestly never expected this place to stoop to the level of Memes. This place was beyond that, a place for artists and creative writers to co-exist and share their love for their chosen outlet from the real world. This here, these images, they are not art, they are not creative. I am honestly saddened to see that Elftown has been brought down to this level. Yes, I can see that people have left and this isn't the community it once was and maybe you do need to adapt to survive. I still did not expect a place like this, to post these sort of images. As I said, I didn't expect this place to just jump on the bandwagon with all the other places around the internet. Its sad. Very sad that its come to this.

2012-11-28 [windowframe]: We have one meme page, created by people who are still artists, who just happened to have a sense of humour and a bit of spare time, too. We have hundreds of artist gallery pages. Could I suggest this might be an overreaction on your part? (And that, perhaps, you might enjoy looking at those pages instead?)

2012-11-28 [Nekko fox]:

2012-11-28 [Mortified Penguin]: Bob's Diner is one of those classy places full of art where we avoid things like memes, because we're creative and original there. *smacks Misty and eats ramen*

2012-11-28 [Triola]:

2012-11-28 [Nekko fox]: And so begins the great shit storm of our time....

2012-11-28 [Avaz]: Just remember to put down those little paper seat protectors first. Just in case.

2012-11-28 [Nekko fox]: Those are on back order, we'll just have to use the Mexican children we had imported last week, even if I hate wasting a good Paco..

2012-11-28 [Teufelsweib]:

2012-11-28 [silent_voice]: *chuckles* I knew that I would get that reaction. Goes to show though how much this place has slipped. I am just saying that this place didn't need gimmicks like this to get people in and putting up art and such. I agree, some Memes are good, but in my own personal opinion, they don't belong on a place like this. They belong on Reddit, 4chan, memebase etc. They've overtaken a lot of places just as a gimmick. Its just a shame that its come to memes.

2012-11-28 [Triola]: Clearly you don't get what this wiki page is. This is a personal wiki that I made because I was bored and because I think memes are funny. It's not an official Elftown page, and thus not an Elftown gimmick, nor something you can judge the entire community by. It's not meant to be a serious page, it was made for myself and other people with a similar sense of humour. If it is not to your taste, then stop watching it. Perhaps you would rather move over to Art Wikis of Elftown, where you can more accurately judge whether Elftown's creativity has slipped or not.

2012-11-28 [Nekko fox]: That is also disregarding the fact that you are setting personal standard for a community website. What you want =/= what you get. Memes, by their very existence are about creativity and growth with the simple act of using them as a base for creating OC. Having a grand standard doesn't mean much when there is nothing new on the internet. Doesn't that come of as somewhat pretentious, saying that something is "gimmicky" and that the site is too good for them? Your standards are not the same as your neighbors.

2012-11-28 [Teufelsweib]: or to put it even more simple: I like memes. I like ET. I like combining things I like. just because the origin and frequent in other places, why can't they be here as well, even if just as a joke on a single page?
this site isn't just about art and looking at art, it's to bring people together with similar interest, mainly but definitely not only, fantasy, sci-fi and other creative businesses. if someone wants to make a fanpage about their favorite band, and talk on that wiki about it, you could also say that doesn't belong here. but screw that, if people want to let 'em.

2012-11-28 [Nekko fox]: Yeah, that does put it more simply.

2012-11-28 [Sideways]: I think not so Silent Voice requires more intellectually engaging content! Well, my strength is in writing, so use your intellect to imagine this!

A fuzzy cat with plush fur the shade of autumn leaves
Leaps upon a desk, a surface strewn about of glinting plastic and tin
She twitches her nose, not at the smell of dried soda and stale cheetos
But at the image within the square portal
Of a hideoes, monochrome face, gleefully peering without

"Yes, I am mad!" scoffs the fuzzy cat, adding a hiss, "At your grammar and your base humor! There is no art in your face! No philosophy in your grin! No substance to your statement! And I am NOT your brother!"
As this fuzzy cat is most dextrous, she manages to polish her horn-rimmed glasses with one hand, while dutifully typing out an admonishing paragraph to this caricature. Once finished, she searches Amazon for reasonably priced snow caps and Coldplay Mp3s.

Do you enjoy my short story?? :D

2012-11-30 [Artsy]: Street art started as vandalism... It's the intention that matters most. Memes make me giggle, especially some of these. It's very 'it's funny because it's true!' Thanks for the smiles everyone. =)

2012-11-30 [Aradon Templar]: In other news, I'm pretty sure there were really low-brow wikis back when you were on ET regularly, too. You just didn't know about them. Knowing about this one doesn't alter the validity of the rest of Elftown. All the wikis are still there, in fact.

2012-11-30 [Sideways]: I am personally aware of some freakin' atrocious fan pages that are at least five years old. If I were to link them, and you were to view them, your eyes would melt out of your mofreakin' face.

2012-11-30 [Nekko fox]: Oh god, Sideways, please don't bring those up...the anime roleplay fanpages still give me nightmares....

2012-12-03 [Teufelsweib]: those days when there wasn't a restricted amount of images you were allowed to put in your description, and you added the banner of every fanwiki or junkwiki you were member of... my indexfinger never really recovered from all the scrolling through endless memberpages from then!

2012-12-03 [iippo]: Those were the days when my mouse didn't even have a scrolling wheel!

2012-12-03 [Nekko fox]: Back in the ages of barbarism...

2012-12-03 [Viking]: Barbarism? Is that the belief that the universe is controlled by Barbers. Or that the supreme deity is named Barbara?

2012-12-03 [Teufelsweib]: or Barbus barbus.

2012-12-04 [Nekko fox]: http://lmgtfy.com/?q=define+barbarism

I'm so helpful.

2012-12-04 [Viking]: I used to prefer http://justfuckinggoogleit.com/ until lmgtfy came along.

2012-12-04 [Avaz]: Stop using words that don't exist, like barbus barbus. Or teufelsweib.

2012-12-04 [Teufelsweib]: says a guy called Avaz

2012-12-04 [Avaz]: Funny you should mention that. Check it, yo:
http://translate.google.com/#auto/en/%D5%A1%D5%BE%D5%A1%D5%A6

Hit the Listen button on the left side. You will hear Avaz.
You can also hit the Read Phonetically button and get the same thing, in text.

2012-12-04 [Teufelsweib]: this works two ways http://translate.google.com/#de/en/teufels%20weib ;)

2012-12-05 [Avaz]: My apologies, I stand corrected. ^^;
*sits down instead*

2012-12-05 [iippo]: I knew this (that both are a word in foreign) and enjoyed this little exchange muchly. :3

2012-12-05 [Nekko fox]: Pity it made baby Jesus cry.

2012-12-05 [Viking]: He's a baby. Everything makes him cry.

2012-12-05 [Teufelsweib]: glad to have entertained, [iippo]! :P
and it's almost baby Jesus' birthday, he shouldn't complain!

2012-12-05 [Avaz]: Always happy to provide the lulz, such as they are. :P

2012-12-05 [Nekko fox]: they assume it's his birthday, but should we really be celebrating the birthday of a fictitious character? I don't know, besides its mostly a consumer holiday now anyway.

2012-12-05 [iippo]: Ehm, you don't have to celebrate it if you don't believe in it, just like you don't have to celebrate hanukkah or holi or eid or anything else either? Why are you so flippant about it like that? o.O;

2012-12-05 [Sideways]: Because you're feeding the trolls, foo!

*Mr T leaps in, then out again to do an infomercial for Cuisanart, and also to pity more mentally challenged people with smaller muscles and no mohawks*

2012-12-05 [Avaz]: That's pretty much it.

2012-12-05 [iippo]: Trolls need food too.

2012-12-06 [Hedda]: No, trolls need sun...

2012-12-06 [Viking]: =D

2012-12-06 [Teufelsweib]: non-christians started celebrating christmas, turned it into a consumer holiday, now are complaining it is a consumer holiday...
ok, maybe they're not entirely to blame for making it a consumer holiday, but they are the ones who have it entirely based on that.
though I don't see what's bad in that. I like giving presents, I like getting presents even more, I like buying stuff. it's good for the economy, we could use more holidays like that.
not feeding the troll btw. obvious troll is obvious. but just imho on 'consumer' holidays

2012-12-06 [Nekko fox]: Hey, Consumer holidays keep our economy going. baby Jesus or not.

2012-12-06 [Triola]: Also *butts in* on the whole "should we really be celebrating the birthday of a fictitious character" thing. We're not, in fact. We're celebrating the birth of a person recorded in history as having actually existed. So if you're going to question Christmas, a more relevant question would perhaps be "should we really be celebrating the birth of a guy who lived 2000 years ago?" Just sayin' :P

2012-12-06 [Viking]: Well, actually, there are only two historical mentions of Jesus, one by Josephus and one by Tacitus, and they're both apocryphal.

2012-12-06 [windowframe]: The section of Tacitus in question is no more apocryphal than many other ancient sources.

2012-12-06 [Mortified Penguin]: And, assuming there was an actual person who fit the general historical description of Jesus, the character of him promoted in the bible could be considered fictitious. As fiction is something not based on fact, the wildly misrepresented person of Jesus could be considered a pretense that does not represent actuality by non-Christians and people of rational thought and mind, making the bible a work of fiction and Jesus a fictional character. Not to mention, Jesus wouldn't have been his real name anyway, it would have been Yeshua.

So, let's say I write a book. My main character is based off of [Viking] and has basically his same back story, but his name is Vikoenigsegg in my book and he has mystical powers. He goes on adventures that [Viking] doesn't go on and rebels against the government until his execution by Lord Stig of Topgeria. Does that mean Vikoenigsegg is a non-fictional character? I can back up claims that there's a person with a similar name and similar life and back story. But the character created in my book isn't real, because that's not an accurate description of [Viking]'s life. If [Viking] even exists at all, that is.

2012-12-07 [Nekko fox]: Man, I love stories like that, and I love the apocrypha. Especially the Gospel of Pseudo-Matthew, Chapter 18, where Jesus turned away a bunch of dragons. Yes. Dragons.

And, lo, suddenly there came forth from the cave many dragons; and when the children saw them, they cried out in great terror. Then Jesus went down from the bosom of His mother, and stood on His feet before the dragons; and they adored Jesus, and thereafter retired.



Of course, Jesus, according to the apocrypha, was kind of an asshole as a kid. Like when a boy splashed the puddle Jesus was playing in, so Jesus made the boy wither up and die (Infancy Gospel of Thomas 3:2-3), or when a boy bumped into Jesus when walking by so Jesus made him just fall down and die (Infancy Gospel of Thomas 4:1), or the time Jesus struck a kid blind for tattling (Infancy Gospel of Thomas 5:1).

But it was pretty awesome when a snake bit a boy, and Jesus commanded the snake to come back, suck the venom out of the boy, and then he blew it up (First Gospel of Infancy 18:13-16).

Imagine that, Jesus Christ: Snake Exploder.


But, of course, The 27 books in modern Christian Bibles weren't declared official until over 300 years after Jesus allegedly walked the earth, and of course they decided to omit the COOL stories.

2012-12-07 [Viking]: [Mortified Penguin] should write for Viking Fanfiction.

2012-12-07 [Nekko fox]: Mort already does, he uses the pen name Sven Der olgergriften.

2012-12-07 [hanhepi]: I just laughed so hard I spilled my coffee. Between the story about [Viking] that Mort really, really needs to write, and "Jesus Christ: Snake Exploder" I've got a bad case of the giggles.

2012-12-10 [Teufelsweib]: celebrating a guy who did a lot of nice stuff and said a lot of good shit, and then taking his example. I mean, it shouldn't even be an issue whether he really existed, actually did those things, or not.

2012-12-10 [Viking]: *agrees*

2012-12-10 [Nekko fox]: Yeah, I'm a follower of Spider-man and Samurai Cat. Good morals, good speeches, good entities that I follow the example of. What about you Mort, who do you celebrate and take after?